I've the back door open to facilitate ingress / egress for The Kid (as well as numerous, lost winged critters).
Just now, in the dark, The Kid starts "BORKING" at larger critters in the yard sos I heads out to back him up and ass-stomp the invader...only to find that he's "BORKING" at a soccer ball he was disemboweling not two hours before.
Eeeejit
