Bacon and Corgo

In the voice of Jack Handy

When I eat bacon, I like to show it to my Corgi. He gets excited because he likes bacon and, on occasion, he gets a little taste.

This time, I ate ALL the bacon and he got none and I wiped my greasy bacaon hands off on him.

To Nom or Not to Nom...

     With the warmer weather upon us we have a decent number of flying insects that Corgo has taken keen interest in mostly because they keep dive bombing him.

     These winged critters fall into two categories...Sky Raisins (flies) and Nope Flies (wasps, bees and stinger baring bastards.

     My concern is, how do I train Corgo to avoid the Nope Flies? To date he’s not suffered the venomous sting of a Nope Fly and I know not if he’s allergic let alone the pain that comes from chomping down on a Nope Fly.

Dogservation

Corgo is fond of Borking. Borking at a cat, Borking at a plastic bag flagellating in the breeze high up in a tree, Borking at things both unseen and unheard. He is fond of the Bork.

An amusing sound to me, one which I’ve not yet been able to record is the Bork-while-trotting, a sort of vibrato-Bork...the Bork that is punctuated by every forward footfall and he trots to or from the Bork-worthy event.

Long live the Bork! 🎶