I'll attempt this in my best imagined Kitteh internal dialogue.
"It has been twenty days since this flighty little yapper has intruded on or domestic bliss. When the big flighty yapper left us in July, we ruled these humans for nearly five months.
Now, all my humans do is ooh and awe over this tiny hellion. They seem oddly tolerant of its lack of toilet manners and are constantly removing shoes from its vicious mouth and shoving toys in its needle-tooth lines maw.
Momma is not amused.
"I can haz sanctioned chew thing!"
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