Sunday, September 25, 2016

Kong Harness Progress

Dogservation 

Young Auggie just had his one year Birthday back on September 21st. He's not the russet potato he used to be and had come a long way figuring out that walks aren't torture, that his food dish will always be full and that his humans aren't chew toys (still working on this one).

Today as I was cleaning I came upon a Kong harness, one many of his predecessors had worn and got the idea to fit him up with it.

I eyeballed a few of the adjustments while Augs watched me intently and soothing him all the while, slipped it over his head and under is arm which he let me do. Once  in place, I ran my fingers under for fitness and realized it was still too tight and loosened up the straps.

When I was done he just sat there shaking as if thunder were booming outside. I reassured him and let him be. I took a few minutes to cycle some laundry then came back to him. He'd stopped shaking but now just seemed indignant that I'd trussed him up further with more handles to grab; he was already in his collar after all.

Although hesitant, he did come to my call and ran excitedly to me in the yard. His stride looked unencumbered and he was lightning quick, dodging this and that as he jetted around the yard.

That was a good introduction, I thought and bade him come to me. With one click, the chest latch was loosed and the whole harness pulled forward and off and he just stared at it. I laid it in a chair which is now nose height for him and he began sniffing and sniffing at it but eventually ignored it to pursue some noise I could not perceive at the corner of the yard.

Progress.


Saturday, July 2, 2016

Idiot Corgi


I've the back door open to facilitate ingress / egress for The Kid (as well as numerous, lost winged critters).

Just now, in the dark, The Kid starts "BORKING" at larger critters in the yard sos I heads out to back him up and ass-stomp the invader...only to find that he's "BORKING" at a soccer ball he was disemboweling not two hours before.

Eeeejit


Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Ya poor bastard

Auggie highly disapproves.

Long story short, Auggie is healing well; was antagonizing the cats in fact. 

Long story: A few days back, Auggie attempted to leap into Jessicas lap but was refuted by the blunt underside of a table.

He hit his noggin so hard we thought we'd need to take him to urgent care.

But he didn't yip or seem out of sorts.

The expected goose egg developed over a couple days but went critical this morning and so off to the vet.

You can clearly see the bruise and the dent.

Pre-op
Post-op


Saturday, June 4, 2016

I'm that guy...

I'm the type of dog Hyooman that retrieves the dogs lost chew toy...


All is right with the world...


"Ah, a little help here Hyooman?"

He's trained me quite well in many tasks.


Auggie, Male Welsh Pembroke Corgi, Eight Months



Thursday, June 2, 2016

What are you eating?


Me "Hey Dog. What are you eating over there?"

Dog -nothing- *continues jawing on something*

Me "Dog. You're a terrible liar. I can see you eating something. What've ya got there?"

Dog -nothing- *chews faster as I stand to investigate*

Me "Holy shit. Is that cat vomit‽ Dude! That's disgusting."

Dog -It was DELICIOUS. I regret NOTHING!!"

Friday, April 22, 2016

Keen Observer

Dogservation 

The Kid is a keen observer of that what's out of place.

For example, today's gusty winds which upset a chair and sent The Kid into a bristling tirade. He barked a cacophony ar the tipped furniture, saving me from a fate I dare not imagine.

Saturday, April 16, 2016

Canis Pumilus

Canis Pumilus. The Tawny crazycorgie is an dog breed originating from Wales. This species is called "crazy corgi" because of its quick, erratic movements and massing near electromagnetic fields.


Saturday, March 19, 2016

Cat Sh!t


The Kid is confused. Maybe angry too.

We got home a bit ago and hatched him out and ushered him to the back yard. After salutations, I bayed him "go potty" and was distracted.

Next I look up to see a cat, walking casually away from a depression in the fine soil of the garden. The Kid is nose deep in this hole.

As I walk up I finally put it together that the cat just deposited a fresh steamer at which point my mind snaps.

"Drop it! Drop!! Gods Dammit, drop" I yell as I move closer.

Apparently, there is no greater treat than a still cooling from body temperature cat-turd.


Saturday, February 27, 2016

Catservation

Poor Coal, our slow but well intended adoptive cat was being mightily harassed by Auggie.

He had her pinned down in the Virginia Creeper brambles meer feet from the safety of the back door. I headed over to rescue her and as I removed the Corgi she bolted but was yoked by the Creeper.

She ran in a circle, tethered but eventually the vine gave way but she hauled a length of it along with her.

I felt bad for laughing. She's differently abled but she's a sweetheart.

Virginia Creeper yoke

The oppressor of kittehs, Auggie.

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Seriously Dude?

Was doing a bit of household cleanup today. To facilitate this if rolled both the recycling and trash cans into the back yard.

Young Master Auggie has rarely been so agitated...

These monsters have invaded his land and demand he be on point to protect us.

Initially, he was so put off he refused to walk past them even to come inside. I had to sequester the bins somewhat out of sight around the side of the house.

He found them again; just after he'd calmed down. It starts again.

*bark, bark, chuff, snort, bark, bark intensifies, chuff, snort, bark*

Waste Management, I'll be calling about a possible credit for Corgi trauma.

Slimed 

SOL: the laser pointer for Corgis

Corgi observation

The sun is still fairly low in the sky and it's been dancing off a glass mobile we've hanging in the window. The side effect of this is that it's sending bright reflections in little chaseable spots around the floor; driving Auggie crazy with chase.

Admittedly, he's already got a screw loose but he appears all the more off chasing these SOL sprites as they dart about the room.

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Dogservations: Well, This is new.

The alarm is set for 550hrs on workdays. Not often I wake for whatever reason; to heed the call of nature, that weird bump in the night, or a couple weekends back, a bonafide psychotic lighting off cherry bombs a block away.

But this morning, it was a four month old, twenty pound Corgi that had curled up around my head on my pillow, blissfully licking my head. This is new. This would be, ordinarily endearing BUT at 500hrs BEFORE my digital attendant is set to wake me, it is maddening.

"Auggie, W.T.H. are you doing?" I ask, fully three quarters groggy.

Auggie replies by pausing his licking and just pressing his nose into my cheek "Nothing" I interpret.

So, I reach up and shag his noggin and admonish him "Go to sleep, fuzzy. It ain't time yet." My hand wanders to my forelocks where I feel a full quarter of my head is wet with dog spit and cowlicked.

Whelp, that'll be fun to warsh out. Serendipitously, my hair has never looked so healthy.


Saturday, January 30, 2016

Nonchalant. Corgi On Point

I was too late to capture it but saw Auggie was "on point", stalking some critter I couldn't see. As I readied my camera he feigned disinterest in his quarry as he moved in closer and closer for the kill.

It was a cat. Duncan the cat.

I'll leave it to your imagination as to what happened next.

Why is this center justified?


Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Corgi Wedge

Tonight, as I was wrassling with The Kid it dawned on me that he's growing. 

Grown enough now that I don't have to worry about him wedging into the crevasse between the mattress and the footboard of our sleigh bed; where all my single socks have no doubt ended up.


Please mourne for my widowed socks.

Sunday, January 10, 2016

Yes Dear?

Dogservation:

When you are talking to the dog but your spouse thinks you're talking to them...

"Who's a handsome boy?" I ask The Kid

"What?" Says the spouse.

"I was talking to the dog." I reply.

"Oh." Says the spouse *rolls eyes*

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Drop it!

The cats are assholes.

They kill indescriminantly and for useless sport (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill) and leave the carcasses wherever.

And then The Kid finds them...and desicrates the remains further.

"Drop it!", I snap.

"Nope." He intimates by running just out of reach. "I'm gonna haz this and you're too slow to haz it from me."

Eventually, I haz the carcass away and The Kid is somewhat irqued.