Me "Hey Dog. What are you eating over there?"
Dog -nothing- *continues jawing on something*
Me "Dog. You're a terrible liar. I can see you eating something. What've ya got there?"
Dog -nothing- *chews faster as I stand to investigate*
Me "Holy shit. Is that cat vomit‽ Dude! That's disgusting."
Dog -It was DELICIOUS. I regret NOTHING!!"
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